I worked at a place that had a refried beans / hot sauce mixed base, cheddar, beef or chicken, onion, olive, and taco seasoning. After baking top it with lettuce, tomato, and smashed nacho Doritos. It was great but I used to make a personal pizza size then dice it into something like 1/2 inch squares and put it on top of the lettuce, tomato, and Doritos in a bowl then top it with Ranch/Franks red hot sauce mix for a taco salad.
NickLoner

DIJames6
You’ve destroyed 2 wonderful things.. Life sentence!!
island-breeze
Using a fork for what’s clearly a hard crust is also a crime. It’s just gonna make eating it messier. Fork makes sense when it’s a thin pizza full of toppings.
DrLager
No worries. I’ll just dump the Doritos in the trash and eat the pizza. That’s assuming I don’t get shot by an “off duty” Brazilian cop.
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Salsa Verde or off brand?
Is that fucking cheese whiz?

I worked at a place that had a refried beans / hot sauce mixed base, cheddar, beef or chicken, onion, olive, and taco seasoning. After baking top it with lettuce, tomato, and smashed nacho Doritos. It was great but I used to make a personal pizza size then dice it into something like 1/2 inch squares and put it on top of the lettuce, tomato, and Doritos in a bowl then top it with Ranch/Franks red hot sauce mix for a taco salad.

You’ve destroyed 2 wonderful things.. Life sentence!!
Using a fork for what’s clearly a hard crust is also a crime. It’s just gonna make eating it messier. Fork makes sense when it’s a thin pizza full of toppings.
No worries. I’ll just dump the Doritos in the trash and eat the pizza. That’s assuming I don’t get shot by an “off duty” Brazilian cop.
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